| Name: | Ryan McLaughlin |
| Title: | Candy Pirate |
| Height: | 5'10" |
| Weight: | 185 |
| Shoots: | Squirrels and Bunnies |
| Lives: | In his car on welfare |
| Favorite Drink: | Fruit smoothies with a whiskey back |
| Favorite Food: | Babies |
| Star Sign: | Pisces |
| Name: | Ryan McLaughlin |
| Title: | Candy Pirate |
| Height: | 5'10" |
| Weight: | 185 |
| Shoots: | Squirrels and Bunnies |
| Lives: | In his car on welfare |
| Favorite Drink: | Fruit smoothies with a whiskey back |
| Favorite Food: | Babies |
| Star Sign: | Pisces |