| Name: | John Bambrick aka - Bino |
| Title: | Mrs. Ryan McLaughlin |
| Height: | 5'9" |
| Weight: | 152 lbs (before dinner) |
| Shoots: | In places where the goalie gets mad |
| Lives: | Omaha, NE |
| Favorite Drink: | Something with sparkles |
| Favorite Food: | Low-fat yogurt |
| Star Sign: | Yes, Please |